Dream

I had a dream I was giving as speech at Kim and Kanye’s wedding. And I was very pleased to be asked but not that surprised. And the speech was on the google docs app on my phone and I couldn’t find it. And I kept fumbling with the touch screen.  And the ceremony was already too long and there had already been a big awkward pause as I walked to the stage. And the edge of the stage was bright lights and blackness and I couldn't see my audience. I’m sorry Kim, I’m sorry Kanye, I ruined your perfect day.