Bandwagon: Open Book Test

To paraphrase Tom Waits: Here is an old one that fell down the side of the stove while I was cooking.
 -Ralph


This is an OPEN BOOK text. 
You may have as much time as you like. 
You may talk quietly amongst yourselves. 

Q1: 

How can we keep politics out of entertainment? 
Should David Bain be allowed on Dancing with the Stars? 
Which television insurance ads have made you cry? 
Which antiperspirant deodorant sexually arouses women the most?

      (Choose ONE, 5 Credits)

Q2:

What text messages have you sent to yourself?
Would you prefer to lose a finger or your cell phone? 
If I can imagine it, is it on Youtube?
If I only knew you through your Facebook page, do you think I’d want to fuck you?

      (Choose TWO, 10 Credits)

Q3:

If I am 1000 kms away, chatting with you on Gmail, how close am I to you? 
If I am in front of you, texting someone else as you talk to me, am I closer or further away?
If I am kissing you, thinking about something else, how close, how close am I?
How about when I hide my eyes, like this?

        (Choose as many as you like, 15 Credits)

Q4:

What is the difference between a celebration and a curse? Can both exist in the same moment?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how in love are you today? 
What lies do you believe?
Do you have your priorities right?

      (Answer all questions, 50 credits) 


Extra for experts! 

What kind of art should you make as the ice caps melt?