Bandwagon column: Feedback the Judges Have Given Us

Feedback the Judges have given us:

  “I wish you’d sing something about my problems.” 

    “I’d like you to do that again, on fire.” 

  “I’d like to see you do that again, but with some tigers.” 

  “Are you aware of the snipers on the upper balcony?”

“You have a luminous soul. You are a voice in a billion. Fix your breasts.” 

  “We don’t have time for another version of Memory. For god’s sake, the ice caps are melting.” 

  “You need to relax, be proud of who you are. Just act natural.” 

  “I don’t think you know who you are. I don’t know who you are. Who are you? How did you get in here? Security!” 

  “Je ne parle pas anglais.” 
 
“You’re good, but there are far too many famous people.” 

  “Do you have an eating disorder, because you should consider getting one.” 

   “You need to believe in yourself.” 

  “You believe in yourself too much.”  

“I’ll give $1000,000 to the audience member who brings me your head in a bag.”  

“I think that you are what this competition is all about.”