Bandwagon Column: 1001 Things You MUST Do Before You Die

1001 Things You MUST Do Before You Die (Abridged)

Carry this list with you, and as you complete each action, tick the corresponding box.
 
…Watch the launch of the space shuttle. c 
Roll in the snow with a really beautiful boy. c
 Eat an endangered animal (e.g tuatara or hector’s dolphin). c 
Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details. c
Make love on a forest floor. c 
Make love on a train.c 
Make love on the kitchen floor. c 
Kill something with your hands. c 
Learn to take a compliment and perform a selfless act. c 
Learn to rollerblade. c
Perform standup comedy. c 
Send a message in a bottle. c 
Ride a camel into the desert. c 
Fight in a just war. c 
Learn to ballroom dance properly. c 
Commit a heinous crime and get away with it! c 
Write the novel you have inside you. c 
Shower with a loved one. c 
Shower in a waterfall. c 
Receive a golden shower. c 
Receive a golden handshake. c 
Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it, instead of just thinking about it. c 
Write your will. c 
Sleep under the stars. c
Teach someone illiterate to read. c 
Really beat the shit out of someone. c  
Forgive your parents. c 
Learn to juggle with three balls. c 
Give a speech in public. c 
Experience weightlessness. c
 
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